(via ashleygragasin)
- me: *stays home*
- parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
- me: *goes out*
- parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
- me: *eats*
- parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
- me: *doesn't eat something*
- parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
- me: *exhales*
- parents: don't give me that attitude
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them.
(via youmustobeylauren)
If you like me, tell me. I hate trying to figure things out myself. I hate not knowing if you’re trying to tell me you like me by flirting, or if you’re just being nice. Who knows, I might like you too.
- Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
- Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
- Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
- Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
- Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
